Chinese

Authentic-ish Chinese

Home Classics, Lightened

Most of what Britain calls Chinese food is a menu assembled here. Home cooking is steamed fish, blanched greens and a lot of rice, and it is one of the lighter cuisines on earth before anybody touches it.

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What’s in it

RecipesChaptersAverage calorie savingDishes rejected
56846%4

Every dish, and what came off it

Each figure is per serving, computed from the ingredient list. The traditional column is the real dish, not a strawman: it’s costed from its own ingredient list so the saving is a measurement rather than a claim.

DishChapterTraditionalThis versionSavingProtein
Sweet and Sour Porkstirfry935 kcal339 kcal64%35.3g
Kung Pao Chickenstirfry520 kcal352 kcal32%39.4g
Mapo Tofutofu436 kcal314 kcal28%30.1g
Char Siupork530 kcal322 kcal39%33.9g
Hong Shao Roupork620 kcal382 kcal38%40.7g
Steamed Sea Bassfish305 kcal200 kcal34%28g
Chow Meinnoodles761 kcal341 kcal55%21.7g
Egg Fried Ricenoodles563 kcal359 kcal36%14.1g
Wonton Soupsoup449 kcal363 kcal19%28.4g
Hot and Sour Soupsoup314 kcal213 kcal32%21.7g
Crispy Aromatic Duckchicken2206 kcal415 kcal81%33.5g
Beef and Black Beanstirfry704 kcal375 kcal47%38.7g
Salt and Pepper Squidstarters567 kcal208 kcal63%31g
Jiaozistarters440 kcal249 kcal43%22g
Spring Rollsstarters608 kcal221 kcal64%15.8g
Gong Bao Prawnsfish685 kcal263 kcal62%34.1g
Twice Cooked Porkpork560 kcal314 kcal44%35.5g
Dan Dan Noodlesnoodles906 kcal475 kcal48%34.7g
Braised Tofutofu445 kcal314 kcal29%29g
Lemon Chickenstirfry740 kcal294 kcal60%35.8g
Chilli Beefstirfry859 kcal346 kcal60%35.1g
Sichuan Dry-Fried Green Beanstofu605 kcal206 kcal66%16.1g
Cantonese Steamed Chickenchicken684 kcal329 kcal52%43.2g
Beef Ho Funnoodles736 kcal495 kcal33%34.8g
Congeenoodles419 kcal284 kcal32%23.7g
Steamed Pork Bunsstarters370 kcal242 kcal35%16.7g
Fish Fragrant Auberginetofu663 kcal219 kcal67%15.5g
Cashew Chickenstirfry722 kcal379 kcal48%38.9g
Prawn Toaststarters428 kcal170 kcal60%20.1g
Wor Tipstarters526 kcal325 kcal38%23.5g
Singapore Noodlesnoodles752 kcal497 kcal34%42.3g
Steamed Scallops with Garlicfish384 kcal251 kcal35%18.1g
Red-Braised Chickenchicken576 kcal313 kcal46%41.2g
Dry-Fried Chilli Chickenchicken1031 kcal389 kcal62%48g
Ma Po Auberginetofu554 kcal261 kcal53%25.9g
Sweetcorn Soupsoup263 kcal281 kcal-7%24.9g
Wonton Noodle Soupsoup770 kcal470 kcal39%42.4g
Beef Brisket Noodle Soupnoodles832 kcal590 kcal29%55.1g
Sesame Prawn Ballsstarters861 kcal171 kcal80%22.4g
Chinese Broccoli with Garlictofu175 kcal85 kcal51%4.9g
Egg Foo Youngstirfry509 kcal212 kcal58%27.4g
Pork and Chive Dumplingsstarters451 kcal256 kcal43%20.7g
Sichuan Cucumber Saladtofu235 kcal197 kcal16%15g
Orange Chickenstirfry900 kcal298 kcal67%35.6g
Steamed Egg Custardsoup250 kcal137 kcal45%17.7g
Braised Duck with Star Anisechicken885 kcal280 kcal68%32.5g
Stir-Fried Beansproutstofu191 kcal142 kcal26%13g
Yangzhou Fried Ricenoodles568 kcal375 kcal34%32.4g
Mongolian Beefstirfry772 kcal330 kcal57%35.1g
Hainanese Chicken Ricechicken991 kcal555 kcal44%54.6g
Sichuan Boiled Fishfish728 kcal338 kcal54%34.9g
Steamed Minced Pork with Eggpork418 kcal265 kcal37%33.6g
Almond Tofusoup466 kcal185 kcal60%9.7g
Mango Puddingsoup263 kcal135 kcal49%10.3g
Egg Tartsstarters261 kcal147 kcal44%5.3g
Cold Sesame Noodlesnoodles700 kcal466 kcal33%35.5g

The ones I wouldn’t touch

Dishes drafted for this book that didn’t survive. If every dish survived lightening, that chapter would be a marketing device and you should trust none of the rest.

Where the numbers come from

Retrieved 2026-08-21. Nothing in these books is dietary or medical advice. Danny Vale is a cook.