Polish
Authentic-ish Polish
Home Classics, Lightened
Almost no reputation in Britain at all, which is its own problem. The pickles are free, barszcz is beetroot and stock, and kasza carries more protein than rice for the same calories. It is also the easiest cuisine in the series to lighten, because the fat goes in at the end rather than being built into the dish.
Not out yet. The swap kit from chapter 2 is free to read now, and it's the part of the book you'd use most.
What's in it
| Recipes | Chapters | Average calorie saving | Dishes rejected |
|---|---|---|---|
| 57 | 8 | 38% | 3 |
Every dish, and what came off it
Each figure is per serving, computed from the ingredient list. The traditional column is the real dish, not a strawman: it's costed from its own ingredient list so the saving is a measurement rather than a claim.
| Dish | Chapter | Traditional | This version | Saving | Protein |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Zurek Soup | soup | 699 kcal | 434 kcal | 38% | 27.7g |
| Barszcz | soup | 96 kcal | 72 kcal | 25% | 2.5g |
| Krupnik Barley Soup | soup | 512 kcal | 256 kcal | 50% | 20g |
| Chlodnik Cold Soup | soup | 304 kcal | 244 kcal | 20% | 21.3g |
| Pierogi Ruskie | dumplings | 771 kcal | 571 kcal | 26% | 24.2g |
| Meat Pierogi | dumplings | 576 kcal | 458 kcal | 20% | 29g |
| Cabbage and Mushroom Pierogi | dumplings | 656 kcal | 495 kcal | 25% | 21.1g |
| Plum Knedle | dumplings | 575 kcal | 364 kcal | 37% | 21.9g |
| Uszka Dumplings | dumplings | 293 kcal | 221 kcal | 25% | 7.7g |
| Kotlet Schabowy | meat | 675 kcal | 333 kcal | 51% | 35.8g |
| Golabki Cabbage Rolls | meat | 499 kcal | 370 kcal | 26% | 31.6g |
| Zrazy Beef Roulades | meat | 360 kcal | 309 kcal | 14% | 43.4g |
| Pork Gulasz | meat | 600 kcal | 293 kcal | 51% | 33.5g |
| Zrazy Zawijane | meat | 437 kcal | 335 kcal | 23% | 40.3g |
| Biala Kielbasa | sausage | 626 kcal | 389 kcal | 38% | 50.7g |
| Smoked Kielbasa | sausage | 363 kcal | 213 kcal | 41% | 32.1g |
| Kabanos | sausage | 439 kcal | 239 kcal | 46% | 30.3g |
| Bigos Hunter Stew | cabbage | 497 kcal | 200 kcal | 60% | 12.3g |
| Fried Cabbage | cabbage | 276 kcal | 157 kcal | 43% | 11.6g |
| Potato Pancakes | potatoes | 609 kcal | 272 kcal | 55% | 20.6g |
| Kopytka Dumplings | potatoes | 481 kcal | 391 kcal | 19% | 10.9g |
| Potato Babka | potatoes | 292 kcal | 257 kcal | 12% | 12g |
| Cwikla Beetroot Relish | pickles | 56 kcal | 39 kcal | 30% | 1.3g |
| Mizeria Cucumber Salad | pickles | 148 kcal | 53 kcal | 64% | 6g |
| Sernik Cheesecake | pudding | 370 kcal | 238 kcal | 36% | 22.5g |
| Makowiec Poppy Seed Roll | pudding | 480 kcal | 374 kcal | 22% | 11g |
| Szarlotka Apple Pie | pudding | 457 kcal | 143 kcal | 69% | 2.3g |
| Paczki Doughnuts | pudding | 658 kcal | 325 kcal | 51% | 11.5g |
| Faworki Angel Wings | pudding | 554 kcal | 294 kcal | 47% | 15g |
| Zupa Szczawiowa Sorrel Soup | soup | 478 kcal | 355 kcal | 26% | 21.6g |
| Zupa Ogorkowa Dill Pickle Soup | soup | 372 kcal | 230 kcal | 38% | 15.8g |
| Chlodnik Cold Beetroot Soup | soup | 374 kcal | 261 kcal | 30% | 22.9g |
| Kapusniak Sauerkraut Soup | soup | 433 kcal | 207 kcal | 52% | 13.2g |
| Uszka Mushroom Dumplings | dumplings | 360 kcal | 309 kcal | 14% | 11.9g |
| Knedle Plum Dumplings | dumplings | 516 kcal | 363 kcal | 30% | 11.1g |
| Kopytka Potato Hooves | dumplings | 631 kcal | 339 kcal | 46% | 17.2g |
| Leniwe Lazy Cheese Dumplings | dumplings | 402 kcal | 212 kcal | 47% | 20g |
| Zrazy Stuffed Beef Rolls | meat | 449 kcal | 339 kcal | 24% | 42g |
| Klopsiki Meatballs in Dill Sauce | meat | 483 kcal | 292 kcal | 40% | 28.3g |
| Kaczka z Jablkami Roast Duck | meat | 2297 kcal | 367 kcal | 84% | 33.8g |
| Pieczen Rzymska Meatloaf | meat | 513 kcal | 286 kcal | 44% | 37.5g |
| Biala Kielbasa Baked White Sausage | sausage | 561 kcal | 311 kcal | 45% | 23.7g |
| Fasolka po Bretonsku Beans and Sausage | sausage | 510 kcal | 245 kcal | 52% | 19.4g |
| Leczo Sausage and Pepper Stew | sausage | 407 kcal | 166 kcal | 59% | 10.3g |
| Lazanki Cabbage and Pork Pasta | cabbage | 552 kcal | 412 kcal | 25% | 29.5g |
| Mloda Kapusta Young Cabbage with Dill | cabbage | 232 kcal | 113 kcal | 51% | 7g |
| Kapusta Zasmazana Fried Sauerkraut | cabbage | 233 kcal | 106 kcal | 55% | 5.8g |
| Babka Ziemniaczana Potato Cake | potatoes | 341 kcal | 281 kcal | 18% | 16.6g |
| Placek po Zbojnicku Brigand's Pancake | potatoes | 1262 kcal | 699 kcal | 45% | 46.9g |
| Kluski Slaskie Silesian Dumplings | potatoes | 442 kcal | 413 kcal | 7% | 8.3g |
| Krokiety z Grzybami Mushroom Croquettes | pickles | 467 kcal | 338 kcal | 28% | 10g |
| Surowka z Marchewki Carrot Salad | pickles | 122 kcal | 74 kcal | 39% | 1.1g |
| Cwikla Beetroot and Horseradish | pickles | 70 kcal | 43 kcal | 39% | 1.5g |
| Szarlotka Polish Apple Cake | pudding | 427 kcal | 329 kcal | 23% | 6.2g |
| Oponki Cheese Ring Doughnuts | pudding | 489 kcal | 355 kcal | 27% | 16.1g |
| Karpatka Carpathian Cream Pie | pudding | 592 kcal | 280 kcal | 53% | 8.5g |
| Kisiel Fruit Kissel | pudding | 188 kcal | 117 kcal | 38% | 2g |
The ones I wouldn't touch
Dishes drafted for this book that didn't survive. If every dish survived lightening, that chapter would be a marketing device and you should trust none of the rest.
Dill Pickles
Dill pickles are cucumbers in salt water with dill and garlic in it. 21 kcal a serving, and no version of that number moves. The pickle jar is the free half of the Polish table and this is the recipe for it.
Golonka Roast Pork Knuckle
Golonka is a pork knuckle roasted until the skin blisters. The fat under that skin is what bastes the meat for three hours, and the skin is the reason anyone orders it. I put turkey alongside it and more sauerkraut under it and moved the number by 1%, because the knuckle is the dish and the knuckle is 1.2kg of pork. Order one between two people, eat the meat, leave the fat cap on the plate, and do not pretend that was a recipe.
Kogel Mogel Beaten Egg Yolks
This one can't be done without wrecking the dish. Cutting the sugar leaves you with liquid yolk, and switching to sweeteners gives you grit with no structure. Kogel Mogel isn't just sugar and yolk-it's what sugar does to yolk. Try to fix it, and you'll wish you hadn't.
Where the numbers come from
- FoodData Central, SR Legacy Release (April 2018). U.S. Department of Agriculture, Agricultural Research Service. Public domain (U.S. Government work).
- McCance & Widdowson's Composition of Foods Integrated Dataset (CoFID) 2021. Public Health England / Office for Health Improvement and Disparities. Open Government Licence v3.0.
- FoodData Central, Branded Foods (October 2024 release). U.S. Department of Agriculture, Agricultural Research Service. Public domain (U.S. Government work).
Retrieved 2026-08-21. Nothing in these books is dietary or medical advice. Danny Vale is a cook.